caviling:

red3blog:

Space cat! Save us!

"No!" - Space Cat, before beaming to a more awesome dimension :’(

Geez, I didn’t realize Space Cat was taking his cues from Rorschach.

caviling:

red3blog:

Space cat! Save us!

"No!" - Space Cat, before beaming to a more awesome dimension :’(

Geez, I didn’t realize Space Cat was taking his cues from Rorschach.

(Source: fyeahpersiancats)

Space cat! Save us!

Space cat! Save us!

(Source: fyeahpersiancats, via lordearlgray)

Tags: cat space cat

franerys:

This was exactly what I hoped it would be.

(via thepsychoticfuckingbiotic)

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

Bah, I say. None can hold a candle to the contrabass serpent.

(via weareallfromearth)

monicalewinsky1996:

lovelygirlsandgeekystuff:

monicalewinsky1996:

datlyfetho:

monicalewinsky1996:

squidwardsmellz:

monicalewinsky1996:

be nice to fat girls

*everyone

this post is about fat girls u can make ur own post if u want

Well calling people fat isn’t nice. BE NICE TO FLUFFY GIRLS. Sounds so much nicer.

be nice to fat girls

be nice to fat girls
and everyone
except monicalewinsky1996 because she’s an asshole :D

i hope someone farts in your face and gives you pink eye.

Tags: fat stigma

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

(Source: yinqors)

Tags: birb corvid crow

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

Is it bad that I was expecting this to be the band Imagine Dragons sleeping like giraffes?

(via maggiemunkee)

  • White People: *back flips over actual KKK members*
  • White People: *moonwalks past real neo-nazi blogs*
  • White People: *goes into PoCs inbox*
  • White People: You're whats keeping racism alive

sweetnfat:

missjenni4:

Cat People (set 2 of 3) (#1) (#3)

Our MEOW WOW cat/art show is gettin’ pretty close! If you like beer, supporting needy kitties, and live in the Toronto area, please come out on the night of Aug 6th.

Even if you missed your chance to get a free drawing of you and your fur baby, I will be taking commissions at the show, so that will be cool. Plus you get to meet me and see my super cute cat outfit!

More info on the show here.
(Please do not remove this text if you reblog!)

I approve.

Tags: cat cat art

"Maybe if I got a bunch of stuffed animals, they would love me."

— Me