Officer Darwin from Star Trek Into Darkness. Because we need more of her.
isn’t sass an emotional response?
If there is one thing Star Trek teaches us, it is that sass is entirely logical.
(Source: sunfell, via iridessence)
OH MY GOD IT ALSO COMES IN PLUS SIZE OPTIONS ALL THE WAY TO 4XL AND THE PLUS SIZES ARE ONLY AN EXTRA $4, WHICH IS PRETTY REASONABLE. (I MEAN, OBVS, THERE’S GOOD ARGUMENT FOR ANY UPCHARGE TO BE DONE AWAY WITH, BUT AS THE MARKET IS NOW, THAT’S NOT A BAD INCREASE.)
ANYWAY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW EXCITED THIS MAKES ME BECAUSE FANNISH MERCHANDISE IS ALMOST *NEVER* AVAILABLE IN PLUS SIZES.
(via thestoutorialist)
Other fans of the stuff you’re into are a constant reminder that the stuff you are into doesn’t prevent you from being an asshole.
All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a fedora cutie mark who goes around harassing everyone for pursuing their own interests instead of dating him and then the mane 6 use the elements of harmony to banish him to an actual place called the friendzone and where he is kept prisoner until he learns to appreciate having girls as friends and see them as actual people.
Oh my god, THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
(via msjayjustice)
Anyone who thinks white people aren’t completely deserving of any ridicule directed at them clearly have never seen me make “tacos”.
They are, like, the Macklemore of tacos.
Heterophobia kills around 0 people a year
(Source: acidarmor, via iridessence)
im still laughing at this
Well, then. I guess someone is using a chimney starter on their charcoal grill because that newspaper just got a burn.
(via abigailxhobbs)
